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Battles in the North Blu-Ray

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FROM THE ICY WASTELANDS OF SCANDINAVIA COMES AN EPIC BATTLE OF MIXTAPES WHEN DENMARK AND NORWAY CROSS
SWORDS AND TURN THE WHITE SNOW INTO A MUDDY SEA OF BLOOD.

ON ONE SIDE OF THE BATTLEFIELD WE HAVE DANE (THE BORDERLINE MIXTAPES). DANE BRINGS YOU *I DANMARK ER JEG FODT _ GUD BEDRE DET!* WHICH SHOWS JUST HOW MESSED UP THE ROTTEN STATE OF DENMARK IS. WITHOUT RESPECT DANE RUTHLESSLY BRINGS BOTH NOSTALGIA, SATIRE, DANISH HUMOR. HORROR AND A GLIMPSE OF WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER VISIT THE COUNTRY OF HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN.

ON THE OTHER SIDE, WE HAVE HAMARTIA. FROM THE ICY AND SNOW COVERED MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY HE ATTACKS WITH
"AUSTAFOR SOL & VESTAFOR MANE" AND HIS ARMY OF MOUNTAIN TROLLS. BEHOLD THE MIGHTY GOOFYNESS AND TWISTED MINDS OF THE LAND OF WHEY CHEESE AND EOVARD MUNCH WITH MORBIDITY, NORWEGIAN HUMOR, COMMERCIALS AND STRAIGHT UP WHAT-THE -FUCK STUFF. STAY AWAY FROM NORWAY: YOU MIGHT GET DEVOURED BY THE BLACK FORESTS.

IN OTHER WORDS, GET READY TO WITNESS THE EPIC MAYHEM BETWEEN DENMARK AND NORWAY, WHEN THEY ATTACK YOUR SENSES WITH A PIECE OF SCANDINAVIAN CULTURE.

THE NORTH JUST GOT COLDER!

-BD-R

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